I’m chasing plot bunnies
Okay, I’m reading the funnies
How I earn my monies?
Well it’s a cubicle operation
A rather doll occupation
So sorry I’ve gotten behind
I’m just trying to unwind!
It’s just that I’m been so busy procrastinating
I find everything fascinating
Except the matter at hand
My mind is a case of sand–
Gritty, witty, yet rather bland
My time flushed down the drain– a loss
Now, let me return to my dross,
Pretty please, don’t tell my boss!