There’s no such thing as a free lunch
Waiter, hurry up with that brunch!
And tell my nursemaid to wax my toupee
Oh, barber be careful when you shave
You can’t have healthcare and your cake too
Be careful what you do
When you vote for a rotund feline
We wade in your tax money, it’s divine
Pull up your bootstraps Bobby
Oh, these handouts that you lobby!
You see, there’s no such thing as free
Not under my watch you see
See your rights all belong to me