“Who’s a good boy?” Salena cooed.
Big Bobby squealed and shook his rattle. He bobbed up and down, diaper dangling to his knees.
“Did you go poopy?”
With a grunt, she lifted him out of his crib.
“Ugh. Did something die in there?” Salena grimaced.
How the heck did kids this small hold that much shit? The diaper must have weighed 10 pounds!
“Are you almost done in there? The cauldron is about to overflow!” Rita yelled.
Salena cleaned Big Bobby up and looked through her supplies for the spell.
“Hang on! I need to season him first!”
Big Bobby puked on her and giggled.
“One human sacrifice, coming right up!”